Hhhmmm…… At last moved it to my Blog. Too late anyway, Kuruvi has done enough damage to People!!
BEING A HARDCORE DIEHARD VIJAY FAN, I HIGHLY REGRET to write such a NO NONSENSE NON-RAVE REVIEW, as I get it 100% right.
If entertainment is what a person seeks when going for a movie, Kuruvi must be the last (even that’s too much) to think on the person’s mind.
Read on,
Dharani has provided movies which were accepted by one and all in Dil, Dhool and Ghillie with every movie beating its previous BO record. With a hope that this trend will continue I watched Kuruvi On Wednesday May 7th amidst poor movie reviews from 360° but with lower expectations (Thanks to Reviews).
Manivannan (V’s dad) is held hostage in a diamond field by the baddies for they feel he might reach out to the government. Vijay who believes his dad has gone searching for cover is left with clearing the debts of his father. Some research into the money people owe to his dad, Vijay finds Suman, presently in Malaysia, Guilty. With an loan of 50L to pay, meets a bhai who asks him to become a kuruvi who can go to Malay to get Bhai’s job done and settle personal scores. Suman described as a deadly man by a commoner in Malay tries to act like 1 but fails Miserably.
Vijay finds out Suman is in possession of Rs. 6 Cr diamond plans to steal it on new years eve in a Physics defying act places a ‘karkandu’ which looks similar to the diamond in shape and size (None know how he got those details within few seconds) in the box that carried the Diamond.
En Route to Chennai, Vijay calls up Suman and describes the previous nights Event. Meanwhile Trisha who falls in love with High flying Vijay decides to track him down to Chennai. Suman prevented from boarding the flight (Suman unaware of bleeding due to blade cut– Good Joke) then reaches Chennai, dares vijay get hold of the diamond and informs vijay that Manivannan is held Hostage. Vijay Flexes his Triceps and decides to save his dad and bring the baddies down!…
With a very weak story line and weakest Screenplay Dharani has tried to Provide a movie that has every thing a usual Rajini movie will have – COMEDY, Sentiment, Action. Unfortunately he has failed in all three departments and KURUVI FAILED FLYING! But, a Good film to mock in LOLLUSABHA after Pokkiri!!
To discuss on the major contributors -
1. Vijay: If there is one actor who can keep providing Horrible movies and yet be cajoled by his fans, it has to Vijay. From Tamizhan To Kuruvi, only Ghillie was the saving grace. If one thought ATM was probably his worst, plz wait, don’t Jump into conclusions, watch Kuruvi.
The thrills provided by Vijay in the movie will make Micheal Schumacher, Antonio Banderes& Toby (Spiderman) head to the Himalayas. Be it driving an Garage car in a race, a car in which the Accel paddle give way mid race and Vijay snatches the string holds it by this teeth (uses Gopal palpodi) to win the race, Or Jumping from tall Buildings effortlessly – in fact holding Trisha & Dressed up a Zorro, or Jumping over 500 Ft in a flat trajectory on to a train platform or (Sorry, the list goes on) Surviving a 300 feet fall in an enclosed structure to ground zero and the next second he is under water (Didn’t Know that water is available @ 2 feet below ground zero) . Physics has been challenged by Vijay here. Gravity does not exist!
1000000 Bullet shots but NONE hits Vijay!! Heyy, what’s going on??….. Oh..Man! Give Me a Break ya!!!!
Vijay’s Intro.. Best Suited… Comes out of a Drain as clean as a whistle and the pure water that comes off the drain(??!!) elevates Vijay close to u! L L
Why is the Intro song too late????!! GOSH!!!!
Vijay Looks Very Skinny in the movie, probably influenced by his peers, Dresses Horribly(as usual) and acts even worse(??!!).
2. Trisha – probably the second HOTTEST South Indian actress( 9Tara- I’m in for you) currently, is wasted. She falls in Love with a person who she sees defying the laws of physics. She Spots him in Malaysia and hunts him down to chennai Just to land up in trouble. If people claim she was in for the glamour factor, think again! she can hardly be spotted outside the songs.
3. Songs – The only + of the movie. All the SONGS sound good but looks Horrible on screen thanks to the poor choreography( Exception – one movement).
4. Action – Tooo toooooo long , too boring and HIGHLY unacceptable. OOPS, NEWTON IN TROUBLE!! Super Good Theme music…But, only bits and pieces during fights.
5. Vivek, After series of huge comedy FLOPS, It’s a well tried comeback, still not the best. Double meaning, as usual. Instead, Vadivelu would have been much better, I feel!
6. Sentiments/Characters: Small boy, Blind Girl, Big Bull like Quarry supervisor, heroine engagement….(Same oldest wine-in-a-brand new-bottle)… – Who wants these ********** Nonsenses???
I am still not sure why the title Kuruvi was chosen (but still attractive name!!). There is only 1 scene where the concept of Kuruvi (a smuggler/transporter of goods between countries) is addressed.
Suman who probably won our hearts with his solid performance in Sivaji, for a change proves how bad he can act!. SUMAN – 0 % DAEMON!
Ashish, Please choose a better role –> Konda Reddy is a Toyed Teddy!
Finally to Mr.Udhayanidhi(the producer),
Must be your Overconfidence on the Director, who LET ALL DOWN.
Be happy as the movie charts TOP in Box office.
Leave Box-Office which you’ll win…..But, on entertainment Factor, Wish you hard luck. I expect the best movie from you next time with another Top Star (Vishal, may be).
In Fact, To All in the Movie (incl. Producer),
COME BACK STRONG next time!!
Kuruvi – Extinct. In Fact, I Strongly Recommend NOT to watch the MOVIE even in pirated VCD/DVD/Websites.
Overall rating – 0/5 … A STAR STUDDED FLOP! GAME OFF!!